Monday, 19 October 2009

I'm tired of wet underwear

I meant to post this last night, so the timeline will be a bit off, but I can't be bothered with that right now.

I've officially joined the kayaking club, and while I absolutely hate it, I love it, too. There's something about being on the water and zipping around on a river that's really awesome. There's also something about being in a tiny boat that will tip if you lean ever so slightly in the wrong direction that isn't so awesome. I have yet to kayak without flipping...but I've never flipped more than once in the same session...sooo...we'll call it even.

We had a session on Saturday that was in a nice warm pool. This is where we did the majority of our capsizing training, so I spent a majority of my time on the water, under the water. My best piece of advice to anyone who wants to start kayaking is to take your instincts and intuition and throw them out. Nearly everything you need to do in a kayak, especially while you're under the water, goes completely against what your body is telling you to do. So to survive on the water, you have to let go of all those animal instincts that helped us to evolve into the intelligent, lazy people that we are today.

Back to my main point, though. Noone likes walking around in wet underwear. I did it two days in a row. The first day, I went out early, before heading to the pool, to try and find some swimming trunks. One of the main stores didn't sell them at all, and the other advised me to "go check the sales area by the ladies' fitting rooms," as they were now out of season and everything out of season is hung on a rack with a bunch of women's clothing. Needless to say, I gave up and left. So I show up at the pool in athletic shorts, which isn't too bad, except for that I didn't pack any other boxers, assuming that I'd have had swimming trunks on, instead of underwear, when I took the dive. Wrong.

It wasn't enough that I was going to have to walk back in the biting cold, from a part of town that I wasn't yet familiar with, with a backpack full of wet clothes. I now had to take that walk with a squishy, clingy, really cold fabric between my legs the entire way. Now I realize that I could have tried to go commando and just avoid the complications of wet underwear, and normally i would have, but it seemed somehow wrong to go commando in England while I wasn't yet familiar with the country. It'll take more than a month of wining and dining before I'll let England get that far.

This brings me to day two, Sunday. We went out on the Thames again, and did some slightly more advanced stuff. In theory, learning all this slightly more advanced stuff is fine. It's only when they ask you to paddle as fast as you can, then turn as hard as you can without turning over that it gets rough. I turned over.

They taught us how to stay upright a little better, and how to stay upright while you were taking a hard turn. The only problem was, when I focused on learning how to make the kind of hard turn they were trying to teach me, I completely forgot the whole "staying upright" part of it. The river was really, really cold, but as time went on, and more and more beginners also took the plunge, I got over it. I met a couple of other Americans in the club, as well, but it seems like everyone from the states that's over here is doing graduate work. I also met a couple of doctors who were in the club, today, so at least I know that when I'm out in South Wales a couple of weeks from now, I'll have someone who knows how to save me should I come perilously close to death. And if the one does manage to save me, the other has experience in plastic surgery, so he'll be able to put humpty dumpty together again if anything horribly traumatic were to happen to my face. I need my face.

I'm kind of rambling now, and it's nearly 3 am, so rightly so. I kind of forget, from time to time, that I'm really three thousand miles away from home. It's both good and bad, I guess. Let me first reassure my parents and say that I still miss you, no worries there. As far as actually being in England goes, though, I no longer think of it as "being in England." It's more just like, "being," now.

Monday, 12 October 2009

Procrastination

So...I have a paper due tomorrow. And then I have a paper due the next day. I haven't yet started to write either of them. This, of course, doesn't mean I'm not ready to write them, though I'm not really ready to do that, either. I see two very long nights ahead of me...

That said, I'm naturally procrastinating so I still don't have to start writing.

I MISS CHIPOTLE! We found a replacement, it's called the mission, and it's actually pretty good. Only problem is they're not very good. Over here, rather than Mexicans manning the Chipotle as one would expect from the Mexican restaurant, the Brits have a random assortment of foreigners who are quite hard to understand. I still have yet to figure out what accent they are speaking with, but they don't even have the decency to be Spanish while preparing my "Mexican" food.

As for the food itself, it's alright. The chicken is weird and pulled, rather than diced, but is still tasty overall. They also have a sauce called "Habenaro Salsa." I'm not one to settle for anything less than the spiciest sauce on my food, so of course I decided to try it the first time we visited The Mission about two weeks ago. I didn't buy a bottle of water to prepare myself for this sauce they had labeled "Extra Hot," so I was fully unprepared for the utter misery I was about to put myself through. (They had no tap water available, and I wasn't about to pay for water, but my principles really didn't do me any favours this time). About four bites in I had to stop and rest and try to deal with the fire that was in my mouth. By the time I was halfway done I'd switched to a different strategy of trying to eat it as quickly as possible. That didn't last very long. Three quarters through my eyes were watering, my nose was running, and I was about as close to hyperventilating as I've ever been in my life because most of my energy was going towards breathing quickly enough to keep my mouth cool.

Obviously, after an experience like this, I'd learn my lesson. Not quite.

Today, for lunch, we stopped by the mission again. This time, in a fit of cunning, I insisted that we get them for take away, and then head back to our houses to eat. This way I would have access to water because, once again, I could not settle for anything less than the spiciest on my burrito. Quite proud of myself, when we returned I prepared myself a glass of water and set to work on my food. Two bites in and I had to stop and take multiple gulps. About an inch down the burrito and I was nearly finished with my first glass. All in all, I finished four+ pint sized glasses of water with my burrito, and my mouth was still burning.

The Mission: 2 Kyle: 0

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

So. Looks like it's going to kind of just be a marathon to the end of the trimester here. I have a paper due thursday, one due Tuesday, and then another due next week sometime(probably). ~15, 10, and hopefully less pages on the last one, respectively. Aside from that craziness, everything's kind of calmed down here now that everyone's settling into a pseudo-work theme. That said, I do need to start working again. Not having your reading done for the 15 pages due in two days that you also haven't begun to write is not generally a good idea.

Before i go, though, I want to point out that I refuse to use the bus while in Oxford. this means that some days I will be walking upwards of five miles, including the return trip, to my tutors. Lots of exercise here! I can't really see myself returning to driving to class once I get back...